Mom Said

  • Never spit to windward.
  • Flattery will get you anything, but; if you slice it too thick, it is baloney; slice it too thin, it is blarney.
  • Don’t ram, jam it, damnit! Use a gentle touch!
  • When you get up sooner than you wish; it is like a pig’s tail; IT’S TWIRLY!
  • …to be continued according to memory.

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